I have created a new baseball stat

Is anyone on here?

I developed a new baseball stat called Offensive Ability Rating, or OAR for short. It's too late tonight to write too much about it, other than that Albert Pujols easily deserved the NL MVP, and that Dustin Pedroia didn't deserve the AL one.

And that Miguel Tejada is horrible, horibble at hitting. The guy must be half blind, or something. The guy has an on-base percentage of 31.4%, and will strike out 3 times before he walks on average. Not to mention, he grounded into 32, yes thirty-two, double plays last year, erasing many a rally. Just how sucky can you be, while making millions a year? I guess, just ask Hollywood or Washington about being overpaid...

Don't get me started on the filthy rich...